S. M. S. Insurance – Infomercial



Like many other ways of dying, like drinking hydroxyl acid, trying to shut down Kagami’s Bread Factory, or fighting puertorican Yorkshire terriers; *Snowy Mountain Suicide* is a leading cause of death among young (and stupid) people. That is why, we at Farmo Corp. have teamed up with Guyko Insurance to create *Snowy Mountain Suicide Insurance* or SMSI for short.

This insurance insures that your loved ones don’t try bombing themselves of a snowy mountain using ancient shieka technology. We here at Farmo Corp. are a mostly non-profit organization, our priority is saving your loved ones from dying due to snowy mountains.

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